The second biggest holiday of the year
The Warsaw Breakfast Optimist White Elephant Auction!

DON’T MISS THIS EVENT. YOU WON’T WILL BE DISAPPOINTED!
It’s Fun!
It’s A Great Time!
Bring a Gift, that you really didn’t want!
Bring a Friend!
Bring Several Enemies!
Bring Money!
Bring a sense of adventure and whimsy!

DISCLOSED: THIS IS A CASH GRAB FOR THE CLUB, YOU’VE BEEN TOLD.